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Joke of the Day
"Husband's early morning farts sound like they end with a question mark. The answer is ""No."""
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"I'm meeting a man I really like for drinks. If I play my cards right, he'll be deleting my number in a few hours."
"There are hospitals for the criminally insane. And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal."
"Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car? To cut the corners!"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, homosexual rooster? Dude'll do a cock!"
"Why is the number 6 always angry? Because 789"
"well i was going to climb mount everest but this yelp review says theres a nude man at the summit swinging chains around and yelling ""fuck u"
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"I just tinder matched with a block of cheese."