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Joke of the Day

"How Do U Kill A Retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""

"Women never listen properly Wife: I lost my keys Man: Its in your jeans Wife: Dont drag my family into this."

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"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it three times now."

"What is Aloe Blacc's real name? Bye Bye White"

"Have you ever noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are ones you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? There's such balance in nature!"

"I just kicked a can in my driveway and somehow ended up with a goal against Brazil."

"Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone"

"A little girl asks her mom, ""Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?"" Her mom replies, ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."""

"Me: *quickly flips through each layer of a Big Mac like a wad of cash* McDonald's employee: [nervously assuring me] it's all there I swear."