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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can t unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"What do you call a basement full of SJW's? A whine cellar."

"Women are like electrons Always trying to latch onto some Adam for a free ride"

"My daughter got her dress caught in the escalator and I had to keep walking so people wouldn't think she was with me."

"Can fish get high on seaweed?"

"Damn, girl! Is that a mirror in your pocket?... ...You conceited bitch!"

"My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"What's the difference between a Ford and a tampon? The tampon comes with a tow rope."

"Need to get up early tomorrow so I've set my neighbor's leaf blower for 6 a.m."