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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can t unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"Me: You should cut your toenails. Wife: Huh? M: You're scratching my leg. W: I'm WAY on the other side of the bed! M: That's kinda my point."

"Feminists are like Mr. Bean They do stupid stuff and everybody laughs at them!"

"4yo has repeated one word for an hour. 6yo is ninja fighting his imaginary friend. My move to a mental asylum will be an easy transition."

"For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet."

"I'm single for so long My last girlfriend dumped me on MSN."

"Say 'beer can' in a British accent. I just taught you to say 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."

"I'm well versed in Mexico's version of Judo. Judo know if I got a knife... Judo know if I got a gun..."

"Saw a chameleon today, so I'm assuming it wasn't a very good one."

"What's does a black man have in common with a tornado? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood"