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Joke of the Day

"4yo has repeated one word for an hour. 6yo is ninja fighting his imaginary friend. My move to a mental asylum will be an easy transition."

"For all of us singles out there... Happy Ballantine's day!!"

"Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why is it on fire ?"

"Four years ago I asked a girl out on a date and today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"It is odd, isn't it, that to get rid of penis enhancement emails .. .. I have to send them to the Junk box."

"Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry? cos sin"

"How do you make the king leer? Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)"

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEE"

"Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible? They're plane to sea"

"I do not need to have a threesome... ... if I want to disappoint two people at once, I go to dinner with my parents."