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Joke of the Day

"Deceitful atoms.. Never trust an atom... They make up everything."

"What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !"

"Burger King's slogan ""Have It Your Way"" was shortened from ""Are You Sure You Wanna Eat This? Ok. Have It Your Way""."

"What's blue and orange & sits at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands."

"Dorothy: We have to see the wonderful Wizard of Oz Toto: OK but I wouldn't make a song and dance about it Dorothy: [inhaling] Toto: FFS"

"*Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*"

"Ever hear of ""organic"" grapes? Yeah, they're called Raisens."

"I accidentally pooped my pants during a 5 hour long company meeting today. It was super embarassing, but a man's gotta doo when a man's gotta doo."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and taken from poor countries when not mature."

"If orange is the new black? then Donald Trump is black"