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Joke of the Day
"What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !"
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"""If you approach a bear in the woods, lie down and play dead"" - brilliant rumor started by lazy bears"
"The DNC Yup"
"I peaked too soon in high school. I'm still sending her child support."
"Olympic Rowing ...literally is taking place in sewage."
"My favorite clean joke Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!!!!!"
"My wife freaks out if any of my sperm gets on her face or hair or sister."
"Paranoids ""You can learn alot about paranoids, just by following them around."""
"Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem is overused, just like your mum."
"An electrician walks into intensive care and yells: Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers'"