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Joke of the Day

"Burger King's slogan ""Have It Your Way"" was shortened from ""Are You Sure You Wanna Eat This? Ok. Have It Your Way""."

"A baby seal walks into a club... and is escorted outside due to being underage. (Sorry if this is a repost, I've never seen this joke here before.)"

"Wife: Wow, I'm tired Me: Go relax, give me the recipe and I'll make dinner [Five minutes later] Me: Honey, I think we're out of...""oven""?"

"What's every movie critic's favorite cooking ingredient? Michael Bay Leaves."

"Confucius say... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."

"Why do Italian men grow mustaches? To try to look like their mothers."

"Civil War reenactments are a lot like meetings. You do the same thing over and over again while waiting for your turn to die."

"Hey US sports fans of reddit, did you know you can play fantasy sports for money online? Can't recall where I saw that.."

"What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker? A Pull-it-surprise!"

"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber."