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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and taken from poor countries when not mature."

"I heard they're installing over 15,000 CCTV cameras in New Delhi for Obama's visit. That's ridiculous, it's not like he's going to steal anything."

"Need a new emoticon? Why not (V)(;,,;)(V) ?"

"What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? 12 pirates."

"Did you hear about the guy who was sent to prison for poor grammar? His cellmate put his semi in his colon."

"I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry."

"""Careful, there's poop on the dance floor."" - how ballet was invented."

"Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!"

"Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback"

"What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist."