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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and orange & sits at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands."
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"If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty."
"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because PETA can't change anything. -A joke I found inside the game manual for Super Meat Boy for Steam."
"Life is NOT a box of chocolates When the box of chocolates end, you get upset..."
"My iPhone auto-corrected ""wish you were here"" to ""wish you were beer"" and I sent it anyways."
"Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!"
"A guy goes to the Olympics and sees a man carrying a long pole. The guy asks - Are you a pole vaulter? The man replies - No I'm German - how did you know my name is Walter?"
"What do you call a homosexual black male? Spear Sucker !"
"A fun thing to do would be to eat rat poison during a dinner party & then, when you die, they'll blame the host's cooking. Lol."
"*throws back out* Back: Let me back in baby, I can change."