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Joke of the Day

"What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alka ! Alka who ! Alka-phone !"

"My wife once told me "" Mike you're the only man who ever gave me multiple orgasms"", which pissed me off because my names not Mike"

"Bush Jr, and his take on words The only reason Bush Jr attacked Iraq,,, is because Bush Sr. asked for ""a tie rack"" for Christmas!"

"Help 9-1-1! I just found my husband! He's been drugged in his coffee and then stabbed with a pen knife but that didn't work and then shot!"

"I'm going to leave the presents out and hide my kids in the closet until Christmas."

"What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs? Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it."

"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C."

"There are four guys walking down the sidewalk. The first three walk into a bar. The last one ducked."

"I'm not racist... I'm not racist, cause racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."