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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C."
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"What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? ""There's more there than meets the sty."""
"""I got you, babe."" - kidnappers"
"You're a party girl until your looks deteriorate. Then you're just a drug addict."
"The good thing about having a lot of followers is that for every thousand there's about one who actually reads your tweets."
"People who unfollow me always seem startled when I show up at their home to conduct an exit interview"
"There's a disease going around called these hands. You about to catch it."
"I don't always drink tequila but when I do, where the hell are my clothes?"
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""...... Then the opposite of ""progress"" would be ""congress"" I^will^see^myself^out"
"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there, Howard, Howard who? Howard you wanna suck these nuts. Also works with: Wendy you wanna suck these nuts Jorge come suck these nuts"