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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs? Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it."

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"[teaching my 3yo the alphabet] ""Ok what's a word that starts with Q"" cucumber ""That's uh... I don't... let's pick this up again tomorrow"""
"What do you call a cat eating a girl out? Cannibalism"
"What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief who can't drive."
"I met the girl of my dreams, but it turned out she was my cousin... Lesson learned: Don't flirt at family reunions"
"E-cigs are fedoras for your mouth"
"I'd be more inclined to get in a stranger's van if he was offering free wifi instead of candy."
"The cashier at the local grocery store asked me if i wanted to donate 2$ to end world hunger, i was like HELL YEAH! I had no idea we were this close! I'm gonna be a god damn hero! Joke by Matt Donaher"
"Me: I should stop drinking Me: Why? Me: I dunno Me: You're awesome when you drink Me: Really? Me: Yeah Me: Thanks, me. You're alright"
"Wes Craven died? Well that sucks, I sure wes craven another scary movie..."