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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist... I'm not racist, cause racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."
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"Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve."
"'Come over,' she begged. 'I need you right now!' 'Just turn it off and on again,' he sighed. He hated these late night rebooty calls."
"""Hi doc!"" ""Hi! What is that behind your ear?"" ""Nice try, too old for the coin trick"" ""No it's a tumor"" ""Oh my god"" ""Kidding it's a quarter"""
"If Trump wins the election *Orange* is the new *Black*"
"Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl."
"How do you starve a black person? The same way you starve a white person you racist piece of shit"
"How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."
"I shot my first turkey today... ..It sure scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section"
"What's the best part of a woman? between 18 and 24 yrs"