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Joke of the Day

"My wife once told me "" Mike you're the only man who ever gave me multiple orgasms"", which pissed me off because my names not Mike"

"Just to clarify: If original content is about Carlos Mencia, is it a repost?"

"PR manager, philosopher, translator and a journalist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""Hey Tony! Four bachelor's degrees, but still no luck finding a job?"""

"Why did the midget get slapped? Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled."

"Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana."

"I once made a horse laugh and cry. (NSFW) I told the horse I had a bigger cock. He bursted out laughing. I showed him, he cried."

"Sex through the ages: Age 20-30: Tri-weekly Age 30-40: Try weekly Age 40-50: Try weakly"

"Why do redditors have so many inside jokes? Because we're too afraid to go outside"

"What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft? A flat minor."

"How many cops does it take to beat up a light bulb? None. That light bulb fell down the stairs."