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Joke of the Day

"There are four guys walking down the sidewalk. The first three walk into a bar. The last one ducked."

"How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty."

"Why did the gold fish cross the road? To go to /r/antijokes"

"A dark riddle. What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening? A disobedient slave."

"I donated $10 to Bernie's campaign Don't worry ladies, I also donated $7.80 to Hilary."

"What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous? anonagon."

"UKIP get their jokes from Mock the Week. 'Things you wouldn't hear in a weather forecast', December 2011 ""Tonight, a hurricane will be caused by low pressure and God's hatred of homosexuality..."""

"Did you hear the joke about Melania Trump? Yeah sorry. You've probably heard it before."

"Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!"

"My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was rightI feel ten years older already."