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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake? Because it's the currant year."

"So my drug dealer just died. I'm thinking about going to his funeral to, you know, network."

"No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber."

"i have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!"

"How many Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was out standing in its field."

"on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other firemen wait and says: ""Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire."""

"How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens."

"The joke's on you officer. That breathalyzer won't tell you how much cocaine I've snorted tonight."

"I'm not sexist because being sexist is wrong And being wrong is for women."