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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake? Because it's the currant year."
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"What do you call a toilet seat that's missing the left side? Half-assed. (please forgive me, first time)"
"What's the difference between a fake orgasm and a fake Christmas tree? Not everyone can tell when you have a fake Christmas tree."
"If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?"
"What does Mexican binary code consist of? Zeros and Juans."
"The Russian version of ""How I Met Your Mother"" is just a single episode showing a guy browsing a web page."
"If I were to make a glory hole... I would make it out of walnut."
"What's blue and doesn't fit? An epileptic at the bottom of a pool."
"1) Find short Irish guy 2) teach him to rap. 3) Become manager. Name him Leprechaunye West 4) wait for $ to roll in"
"What's the main difference between a man and a woman? It's what comes to mind when they think of the word facial."