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Joke of the Day

"i have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!"

"Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones."

"In honor of Father's day, here is a typical dad joke. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."

"What do you call an Asshole with golden hair TRUMP !"

"Of course I believe you are God's gift to women. He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?"

"I haven't seen an Ice Bucket Challenge video in about a week. Did we cure ALS?"

"Is that a sweet potato in your pants, or are you just oddly shaped?"

"Why do people with a gluten allergy usually make for pretty funny comedians? Because they always have silly acts."

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar... She now has a bruise on her forehead..."

"What's the difference between a cockroach and the Japanese? A nuke won't kill a cockroach"