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Joke of the Day

"The joke's on you officer. That breathalyzer won't tell you how much cocaine I've snorted tonight."

"What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight? You wanna pizza me?!"

"What did the Nazi say... What did the Nazi say when he got lost on the way to the gas chamber? AUU-SCHWIT"

"Today's rappers are lame they're unable to walk normally because of an injury or illness affecting the leg or foot."

"What do Nihilist's believe in..."

"what did the breakfast burrito say after an all-nighter? ""I'm egg-sausaged"""

"A man is suing a hardware for selling him a bucket with holes in it. Personally, I don't think his argument holds water."

"Being the tallest person at work, leads me to believe they hired me because they were short staffed."

"At The Olympics At the Olympics, a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" ""No, I'm German. How did you know my name is Walter?"""

"What's a frog's favorite pass-time on the internet? (Sorry if this is a re-post.) Reeeedit *(Say/think it in a frog voice!)*"