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Joke of the Day

"How many Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"My penis is only two inches From the floor"

"*drinks small coffee after 8pm* *spends rest of life on internet*"

"What shampoo did Paul Walker use? Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard"

"How do you help a sick ghost feel better? Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!"

"Y'know, a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided with a little foresight by the city planners. All they had to do was make that town big enough for the two of them."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"Man buns: Because girls want the convenience of a guy who always has a hair tie."

"My boss just choked on a breath mint. It was a tough decision to do the Heimlich maneuver because he really needed that mint."

"I hope all the friends I've made in the bathroom at 1am are still SO pretty and everything worked out with that boy they were drunk texting"