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Joke of the Day
"I like to cry sometimes so people think I know how to chop onions."
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"Eternal Life And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' But lo, John came fifth, and won a toaster."
"What do you call fat dubstep? Chubby wubby"
"What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits? Snowed-in"
"I'm an astronaut, and recently decided to invite my girlfriend to my work. She said she needed some space."
"Engineering students are always confused by women... ....why do the ones with the most streamlined bodies put up the most resistance?"
"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish."
"If I had a rooster, and you had a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would we have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."
"Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide."
"Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories."