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Joke of the Day

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was out standing in its field."

"I just passed by Canadian citizenship test! I got an eh +"

"I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff But I forgot the link."

"India's population before the blackout was 1.2 Billion....After the blackout it's supposed to grow by another 300 million:)"

"A man goes to a doctor Man : Doc, I have been hurting in places. Doc : Then don't fucking go to those places."

"I'm worried about my girlfriend recently... I'm always worried if shes eating well, sleeping well, or if she exists at all."

"""Plagiarism Squad reporting for duty."" / ""Copy that."""

"I can't prove it, but from the sound of it, I'm pretty sure there's an injured dolphin stuck in my dishwasher."

"[creation of insects] LIGHTNING BUG: I will illuminate the night BEE: I will pollinate flowers FLY: I will eat shit and die"

"Lost dog. Missing: Three-legged dog. Distinguishing feature: Falls over when it pisses."