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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved."

"What did Ryu say to Ken? HOWAREYOUKEN?!"

"How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly? Electro cute"

"What did Robin Williams do when he got to his office early? He hung around until his assistant arrived"

"What do you ask a Mexican girl you like? Netflix and chili?"

"Please don't tag me in photos where I'm not wearing my roller skates, I'm looking for a boyfriend."

"Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics Even if you win, you're still fucking retarded."

"""Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"" ""Just pop it in the corner please"" It took me 2 hours."

"well i was going to climb mount everest but this yelp review says theres a nude man at the summit swinging chains around and yelling ""fuck u"

"I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance."