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Joke of the Day
"What do you ask a Mexican girl you like? Netflix and chili?"
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"A wise man once said... ""If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."" However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether."
"If the world was made of LSD, I'd learn to walk on my tongue."
"Why wasn't Boy George any good at English? because he always put 5 commas before chameleon."
"The black smoke coming from my toaster indicates a new pop tart has been selected!"
"A construction crew was converting an old road near a chicken coupe back to farmland... Comedians slaughtered the construction crew, and the jokes continued."
"ME: wat if they dont like me MOM: just be urself ME: ok! [comes home early in a masive cloud of bees] ME: WAIT DID U SAY ""BEE URSELF"" OR ""BE"
"What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog? You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook"
"What do you call two mexicans playing tennis? Juan on Juan."
"If you're nervous about speaking in public just imagine everyone holding a meatball sub. Even if you're not nervous picture it. It's amazing"