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Joke of the Day

"Never underestimate the power of a woman's INTUITION. Some women can recognize game before you even play it."

"ME: A bag of my favorite peanuts has gone missing. LIAM NEESON: How did you get this number?"

"Don't blame me. You're the one following a 32 year old man who just jumped into his bed like an Olympic athlete because scary monsters."

"How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they only screw playoff games."

"I invented a new word today! Plagiarism."

"One of my great-grandparents believed in God, but the other seven didn't Which makes me an eighth theist"

"What's a pirates favorite class? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt"

"I was considering posting a joke that nobody had heard of, but I realized that it is actually pretty likely that... ...you already have reddit."

"Tragic: In the world every 60 seconds... ...One minute passes."

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