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Joke of the Day

"What did Robin Williams do when he got to his office early? He hung around until his assistant arrived"

"Why don't they play poker in the savanna? because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day."

"Early this morning I was sitting on the beach wondering where the sun was... then it dawned on me"

"I feel like MacGyver- given a bottle opener and a bottle of beer, I was able to crudely fashion an open bottle of beer."

"Your favorite one liner/quick joke? When bored at work I snapchat jokes to friends. Need new material. Could use your favorite short joke."

"What's the difference between the bird flu and the the swine flu? For bird flu you need tweetment, for swine flu you need oinkment."

"? Hey there Delilah, for your word spell Mississippi ""May I have the definition?"" The state siblings can get frisky ? and cousins toooo ?"

"Women don't say sorry, when a guy is right they say.... ""Whatever!"""

"Why did a surgeon go to prison? His medical license was doctored."

"Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris."