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Joke of the Day

"well i was going to climb mount everest but this yelp review says theres a nude man at the summit swinging chains around and yelling ""fuck u"

"Did you know about the guy that invented tampons? He went from rags to riches"

"I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support it's given me over the years."

"$10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think ""that'd be a great name for my new baby!"""

"*Now with 50 percent less fat* Me: ooooh *buys two*"

"Did you fall from Haven? Me: ""Girl, did you fall from heaven?"" Her: ""Don't even think about it?"" Me: ""...because Satan did"""

"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes then I probably reposted somebody elses joke"

"At the rate this year's going so far... I'm probably not going to get that puppy for Christmas."

"He always tells the jokes out of order Why would Tarantino be a terrible comedian?"

"I had a dream That the most beautiful plate of salmon with lemon zest and crusted parmesan was in front and before I could dig in I woke and saw it was my wife's leg spread open."