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Joke of the Day

"I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance."

"What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit? A Dreddit!"

"1. Ice *check* 2. Ice *check* 3. Baby *calls 911* - Freezer Inspector -"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM."

"How did the dad know that his daughter is on her period? His dick is covered in blood."

"Who is a penguin's favorite relative? His Aunt Arctica"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his cheeks Both of them"

"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal!"

"Why couldn't the mayonnaise kethup? Cuz he musturd."