195024
Joke of the Day
"What do you call an angry German? A sauerkraut"
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"who called it a dinosaur rap battle instead of a reptile diss function"
"The couple at the table next to me thinks some really weird girl is eavesdropping on their conversation but I don't see her anywhere."
"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London."
"When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all... ...I guess Canada fears change"
"I went to the Doctor for a checkup, and he started shoving toy horses up my ass He looked up and told me my condition was 'stable'"
"Scientists analysed sweat samples of 100 regular KFC visitors. 11 secrete herbs and spices"
"So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence... It was an udder disaster."
"Sundays always bring out my inner senior citizen...."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."