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Joke of the Day
"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London."
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"A friend of mine is really into A Tribe Called Quest... ... I'd buy him an album, but I left my wallet in El Segundo."
"I fear for the calendar... ...its days are numbered."
"What is faster than silver surfer? Quicksilver Surfer! :D"
"I Like my Women How I Like my Coffee Hot, wet, and wakes you up in the morning."
"Why are trombones the sexiest instruments in the orchestra? Because they can be played in seven positions and you have to oil the slide."
"What's black, blue and hates sex? A rape victim."
"Food is like Dark Humor Not everyone gets it!"
"Sexual intercourse: It's just wanking that's got out of hand."
"A hole has appeared in the ladies' changing rooms at the downtown sports club. Police are looking into it."