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Joke of the Day
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
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"""I've got chills. They're multiplying."" ""Sir, you're going into shock. Please stop narrating--"" ""And I'm losing control."" ""Sir!"""
"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting to fat? She can wear your wife's clothes."
"here's a cool tip for beating the heat this summer: don't go outside ever there's guys who will bring you pizza dumbass"
"A nose walks into a bar The bartender said ""I can't serve you, you are already off your face"
"So a Jew, a blonde, and a Narcissistic billionaire walks into a bar... Then the bartender says: These presidental elections are starting to seem like a joke."
"Bank of America is halting foreclosures in all 50 states as part of an investigation into why 7 people in the U.S. still have homes."
"What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor"
"A cat falls in a pool, a rooster laughs. Moral of the story: A wet pussy makes a cock feel good."
"An Australian man walked in on his girlfriend getting changed and she said ""Have you heard of knocking?"" He said ""It doesn't ring a bell"""