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"What's Brown and sticky? A stick"
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"So Curtis Jackson filed for class 11 bankruptcy. Turns out he's only worth 50 Cent."
"What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, three legs at noon and two in the evening? A cat in a minefield."
"Volkswagen CEO Martin Winterkorn has gotten off pretty lucky... The last German who tried to gas that many people had to commit suicide!"
"A 65 year old actress with early Alzhiemer's got a Botox shot, and later regretted it. She couldn't remember her lines."
"My girlfriend stopped being my toaster strudel today... Now that she's on birth control, she became my twinkie!"
"Women are like spaghetti. They're straight until wet."
"On a poster in my math class ""4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"" The sad thing is my first thought was ""Oh good, I'm not alone!"""
"How often do chemists use HIO4? periodically"
"I told my son if he doesn't step it up, I'm going to start living vicariously through someone else's kid."