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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath."

"You're Doing It Wrong! What did the fellow redditor say when the first redditor put the punchline in the title?"

"Can't get a woman? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving ""this doesn't work"" and ""I'm bleeding to death""."

"What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common? They didn't know their limits"

"A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, ""I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""

"Don't use asian prostitutes you'll just be horny again in an hour"

"In an effort to improve customer service, Best Buy will now punch each customer in the face as they walk through the door."

"My friend wants a fairy tale wedding, so I'm going to poison her. I hope that's what she meant."

"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney."

"Son: Dad, I need some money! Dad: You should get a job at the StarBrites factory. Son: Why? Do they pay well? Dad: You kidding? ***You'll make a mint!***"