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Joke of the Day
"Women are like spaghetti. They're straight until wet."
Next Joke
"the scariest thing about teenage girls is all they have to do is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total shit"
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"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind running a 5k, but my friends want to run in a 10k and I don't like 10ks"
"Help! My Wife left me for my best friend And I miss him..."
"Jared Fogle's updated diet writes itself a Subway sandwich for breakfast, a Subway sandwich for lunch, and FUCKIN' CRAZY ASS 14 YEAR OLD COKE WHORES TILL DAWN!"
"a man walked into a bar I thought he would have seen it."
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"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Craft."
"If Donald Trump wants to send all the illegal female Mexicans back over the border Then he should give sexting a go."