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Joke of the Day
"chuck norris's daughter had her virginity stolen:chuck norris stole it back"
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"pilot: [via intercom] if you dont shut up back there i will stop this plane co-pilot: [quieter] wont it fall out the sky pilot: not now gary"
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, now it's offensive to talk about."
"I love weighing myself after having a dump. It makes a shit load of difference."
"rumours - Moishe, when you're not at home, the neighbors are spreading rumors about you! - Oh, when I'm not at home, let them even beat me!"
"I don't know what my shoes are laced with But I'm tripping balls"
"Instead of God, try worshipping a golf cart for a few years and see if it makes any difference."
"The cheetah is the fastest land mammal right after a politician backpedaling about an opinion he didn't want the public to know about"
"What is a whales favorite pasttime? Netflix and krill."
"TIL that 4/3 people... Struggle with fractions"