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Joke of the Day
"chuck norris's daughter had her virginity stolen:chuck norris stole it back"
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"Ay gurl, are you a beaver. 'cause dam."
"In my class today a feminist announced ""I don't think anything is gender based."" I replied ""Not true, genitalia is gender based."" Checkmate."
"Racist: What's black and white and unemployed? Just kidding about the white part."
"How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb? Dunno. Never been able to get them past the question."
"i need a hug(e amount of cash money)"
"Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it."
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"What do you call a documentary on Nuns? Virgin Media."