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Joke of the Day

"How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb? Dunno. Never been able to get them past the question."

"When I get in a crowded elevator I can't stop myself from trying to guess everybody's weight."

"What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims? Allahuh Snackbar"

"[On phone] ""Did u see the weather forecast?"" ""No. I refuse to be sucked in by Big Weather."" ""Where are you? Its so noisy."" ""IN A TORNADO."""

"Why did Hitler like blind people? Because they can not see."

"You know what the best part of having dyslexia is? I have sex daily"

"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FOUR!"

"In biology they ask us what we find in cells Apparently black people wasn't the right answer. I'll see myself out."

"This dude is using a pay phone , I guess someone got kidnapped"

"I ask myself, ""How did I get here?,"" I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower."