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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer."

"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees"

"Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? Because they are most certainly guilty."

"the waiter snuck up on me when i was eating my steak and now i'm all embarrassed 'cause i'm not sure how much to tip someone i just stabbed."

"What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants? ""Where my knickers at?"""

"Sorry I yelled: BLESS YOU and handed you a tissue after you told me you loved me Blow your nose, it will pass"

"Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product"

"Why there should be a February 30th So dentists can have a day to celebrate"

"If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in VIII Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han."

"There are many effective ways of inviting me to your event but doing it on Facebook is definitely not one of them."