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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a documentary on Nuns? Virgin Media."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down."

"What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name? Alcoholics synonymous."

"How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke? Gruesome."

"Isis Isis Babe."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !"

"I feel like I'm not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don't cut and dye my hair and change my identity."

"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids: What did one lightbulb to say to the other? Watts up?"

"""millennials are idiots"" - the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have pricks on the OUTSIDE."