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Joke of the Day

"I read Sci Fi the same way that I read recipes I skip to the end and think, ""that'll never happen"""

"Odd numbers I can't even..."

"I've reached the most difficult moment in parenting: explaining to my son why the first Star Wars movie is Episode 4."

"I'm glad humans don't do the combo breed names like Labradoodle. I wouldn't want to tell people I'm Germish."

"I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would've been an embarrassing obituary."

"I met a farmer today Hes not well known, but hes out standing in his field."

"You don't understand how hard it is to play Dungeons & Dragons when your dragon is gay, fabulous and always protesting violence. It's hard."

"big bang There is neither big nor bang in big bang.. It's just sudden expansion from nothing.."

"*DJ drops the beet* ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB begins wondering why the DJ would bring a root vegetable to work with him."

"I invented the sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop."