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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad humans don't do the combo breed names like Labradoodle. I wouldn't want to tell people I'm Germish."

"WHEN DO WE STOP COUNTING BACKWARDS I'M AT LIKE NEGATIVE 42,360"

"Probably the hardest part of being an adult is trying to come up with excuses to tell your friends about why you go to bed so early."

"I was desperate, I *needed* a recipe for Indian bread! But I found naan..."

"So two fish are hanging out in a tank... So two fish are hanging out in a tank, when one turns to the other and says ""Are you sure you known how to drive this thing?"""

"How do aliens stay warm? Space heater."

"Me: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Friend: That's OK. I don't mind M: The mess tho F: Don't be silly M: I don't want u in my house"

"Here's a joke for ya. A dyslexic man walks in to a bra."

"Q: What's the book of socially prominent monsters? A: The Book of who's Boo."

"These days you can't even say ''black paint'' anymore You have to politely ask, ""Tyrone, will you please paint the wall?"""