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Joke of the Day

"I've reached the most difficult moment in parenting: explaining to my son why the first Star Wars movie is Episode 4."

"If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!!"

"If the TV show 'Cops' has taught me anything it's to stay away from people with blurry faces, they always seem to attract trouble."

"I've met some real pricks in my time but you my friend are the f*cking cactus."

"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying them around"

"What's better than a paradox? A pair of nurses"

"If Michael Vick was a Pokemon trainer.... ..he would be a gym leader"

"When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people."

"Dear @Ford what about an f-150 you could drive standing up in the bed like the truck was a boat"

"What's Mark Zuckerberg's favorite sex move? The facial. He wrote the book on it."