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Joke of the Day

"You don't understand how hard it is to play Dungeons & Dragons when your dragon is gay, fabulous and always protesting violence. It's hard."

"How long is one minute? It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on."

"Capitalization is important There's a big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"Then outermost layer of your skin is mostly dead cells, so congratulations you're dead on the outside as well as the inside."

"Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Walk around the party eating the cheeseball like an apple."

"Why is it hard to break up with a Japenese girl? ...you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it."

"I couldn't figure out how the hammer and nails worked... So I just said ""Screw it."""

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably one, but I can easily pay two to get the job done together at the same price I'd pay any other repair man."

"It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't"