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Joke of the Day

"I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would've been an embarrassing obituary."

"A WWII Joke! What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial? ""I was just following odors."""

"The color red walks over to the table where Blue and Purple are sitting ""Sorry,"" says Blue, ""you can't sit with us. You aren't cool enough."""

"Gets in shower Washes hair Thinks about a tweet Forgets if washed hair Washes hair Gets out of shower Forgets tweet"

"Two guys walk into a bar... ... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."

"It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot."

"I like to flush the toilet a few times when I'm on the phone with someone who calls me so they know not to do that again"

"Nobody cares about the Jews Hitler and his men are having a meeting, Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"

"Where does a black Jew stand? At the *back* of the gas chamber."

"My mate got busted stealing a calendar the other day. He got 12 months."