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Joke of the Day
"I met a farmer today Hes not well known, but hes out standing in his field."
Next Joke
"I'm planning on opening a combined cocktail bar and waxing salon. I'm going to call it ""Gin and Bare It""."
"""This is BULLSHIT"" - enthusiastic manure salesman"
"I have decided I will never get down to my original weight. Besides 7.5 pounds is unrealistic anyway."
"Which African Dictator extorts flying insects Robert Mug-a-bee"
"Christmas these days is a lot like having sex the build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tits a lot"
"why does dr. pepper come in a bottle? his wife died."
"What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's? There is twenty of them."
"What does Hitler drink each morning? Some Jews"