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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that there is a little lonely man inside automatic towel dispensers that gives you a towel because he's happy you waved to him?"

"What do you call an old skeleton's jokes? *Dry humer!*"

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? The last place you left it."

"*Prosecution points to badger*: Objection! This animal has no place in court! Defense: Your honor, the badger is prosecuting the witness"

"How do Muslims do foreplay? They tickle the goat on the chin."

"""Church of England Formally Approves Female Bishops"". Congratulations British women! You can now move diagonally!"

"Movie theater employees have 2 ages: 17 104"

"What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character? Zell, duh!"

"If she asks you to be in an open relationship, tell her to walk out that open door. She's a slut."

"TIFU by posting a joke online... You had already reddit."