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Joke of the Day

"*Prosecution points to badger*: Objection! This animal has no place in court! Defense: Your honor, the badger is prosecuting the witness"

"What do you call a show about puns? A play on words."

"Why did the chicken cross the road To get too the other side lmao memeboi"

"Did you hear about the naked guy swimming in the river in Paris? He was in Seine"

"I was talking with my girlfriend on Skype the other night... ...and she told me this really, really terrible joke. I mean, it wasn't even remotely funny!"

"I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare."

"They say: ""keep your friends close and your enemies closer"". The problem is, nowadays you can't tell them apart."

"I'll never hire a monkey plumber off Reddit again! I told him my pipes were clogged up, he recommended a banana for scale."

"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of theYear"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."

"Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No you have to look at it."