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Joke of the Day
"How do Muslims do foreplay? They tickle the goat on the chin."
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"What's the difference between Trump and a bucket of shit I don't have a shit bucket in my garage"
"I do 8 sit-ups every mornin'. Might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button. Merica."
"What's the good word? Legs. Spread the word!"
"Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas? He had been illumi-naughty"
"One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week"
"Just heard a woman compare different products by calling the last one ""even differenter."" I am now embarrassed to be human."
"When David shot Goliath, there was a giant thunderstorm. He was just slinging in the rain."
"Did you hear bout the new iphone with professional camera? Its called the eyephone."
"Hash browns not tags."