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Joke of the Day
"If she asks you to be in an open relationship, tell her to walk out that open door. She's a slut."
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"I Don't always post on Reddit But When i do, people just downvote. like now..."
"What kind of shoes do thieves wear? Sneakers."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and pimples? Pimples will wait till you're 14 to come on you're face."
"I walked into the pharmacist's office and asked for condoms for my 12 year old son. The pharmacist asked ""is your son sexually active?"" I replied with ""no he just lays there and cries."""
"What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol? A Broad Stroke..."
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"What are most incarcerated inner-city youths locked up for? Some bullshit"
"Who is the most successful rapist? Django"