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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by posting a joke online... You had already reddit."
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"Never tell a psycho that they're psycho, because then they feel like they're obligated to prove it."
"I painted my computer black now it doesn't work I painted it white to make it work again now the whole system is corrupt - daddypig-ncsu"
"I just painted my toenails whore red, then immediately confined them to tight heels so they know what shameful little sluts they are."
"I am known at the gym as the ""before picture."""
"Scientology: The study of scientol."
"Teach a man to fish and feed him for a day. Shoot him in the face and never have to deal with that whiny douchebag again."
"I lost my dishwasher, washingmashine, dryer, iron, stove, and vacumcleaner today. Her funeral will be this saturday."
"Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it."
"In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote. A landslide victory against his sole competitor: ""*Or else*""."