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Joke of the Day
"What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character? Zell, duh!"
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"A Jewish boy asks his Father... A Jewish boy asks his Father, ""Dad, can i have 50 pence please? His Father replies, ""40 pence! What do you want 30 pence for?"""
"Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist? Because they both study abroad!"
"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, ""Show me it's true what they say about black men."" So he stabs her and steals her purse."
"My mate asked me if Wonderwall was the most culturally influential track of all time I said maybe"
"What did one orphan say to the other? ~~""Robin, get in the batmobile.""~~ ""Our parents are dead."""
"A toothless termite walks into a bar... He asked ""is the bar tender here?"""
"Why does Pinocchio lie? Because he is a fucking liar!"
"Just locked eyes with a four year old boy while I violently choked on a piece of popcorn. He didn't look away. He would have watched me die."
"I haven't been able to look at cereal since the time I walked in on my parents having Chex."