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Joke of the Day

"Brought a ninja to a gunfight and it was really cool. Everyone clapped. Then they shot him."

"Everyone has a special talent, I like to think mine is ruining people's day."

"THERAPIST: what's wrong? WIFE: he speaks in typos ME: EVERYTHING IS JUST FIND BRENDA! THERAPIST: ok maybe we should take 5 ME: food idea"

"Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say ""No""."

"Ever hear the joke about the baby with aids? Aww, man. It *never* gets old."

"I watched a documentary on hallucinogenic drugs yesterday. It's a good way to watch a documentary."

"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"

"F*&%. I keep forgetting the Titans"

"Remember when there was nothing to check and no device to check it on and all you did was live your life?"

"what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?"